More conversations should start with, “Listen, I’ve read Outlander...”

design jeans I will FUCKING PAY YOU SO MUCH money

THANK YOU.

I bet the only human on the planet with younger hands than his is Queen Elizabeth, and at least she has given to real charities in her lifetime unlike the Creamsicle-in-Chief.

If she *is* a psycho bully, i’m glad they’re bringing in a non-horrible CEO who can hopefully make sure she keeps her bullying in check.

Thank you. This is a shitty experiment.

I condone this

Thank you for doing this necessary work that the government is making unnecessarily difficult to access and perform!

At work, trying to force a bunch of (mostly) men to behave in a somewhat acceptable adult human fashion.

Oh, good! Because the only thing poor people need to stop being poor is a little kick in the pants while they’re down and hungry and one measly paycheck away from homelessness!

jesus christ, he’s being an asshole at best, emotionally abusive at worst. May I ask what the fuck he is doing that he has time to harangue you about shit that is out of your control? If you guys need more $$ and he has the ability to do something extra short-term since he, you know, is not pregnant and working…

so it’s a dickensian 19th century poorhouse AWESOME

Great now I’m sobbing on the bus.

my parents are in their 60s and they have used gmail since 2006 so...yeah no excuse for pence to use aol.

Great! Instead, it should basically be a live revue of the cast of SNL up there in character (Alec as Trump, McKinnon as a wine-guzzling martyred HRC, McCarthy as Spencer, Beckett makes a cameo as Putin) with meta-commentary by John Oliver, Sam Bee, and Seth Meyers.

Did non of these anti-trans activists ever live in a dorm? In college I shared bathrooms with girls, boys, trans women and trans men, all in varying states of drunkenness and sobriety and exam-based terror at all hours of the day and night. Small-town middle-class girl that I was, it threw me off for about two days…

He obviously voted for Trump. I hope he chokes on fibers from his tacky red sweater.

God I love Gabby.

FUCK CAITLIN JENNER ALL TO HELL.

The victim who died looks like so many of my coworkers and friends- many of whom are immigrant engineers from India. He was my age. Murdered for the way he looked. I’m sobbing.