When I first logged into the Internet back in the summer of 1999 the first thing I looked up was… You guessed it, ROCKO. I needed to learn more.

Back in 2011 I saw the first season for ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE in DVD at a store, completely unaware that said show, my favorite animated show by far (including anime), was getting a release at last. So I bought it and watched.

It's been more than fifteen years since I read it, but I still remember vividly, as if I had seen it happen, the way Gabo describes in ONE YEARS OF SOLITUDE the multicolored trains, loaded with "Putas Babilónicas" (Babylonian whores), that arrived at Macondo and basically marked the beginning of the end for that city.…

Since we're in the discussion of gimmick, specialty vodka here: has anyone had the new Smirnoff Wild Honey here yet? I found a bottle after going through several liquor stories - it took a lot of time to find - but I haven't made my mind up yet.

I remember seeing the bit and being surprised at how SHORT it is. The animal's barely 30 seconds in the frame, but Internet infamy treats it like the Heidi Bowl of network TV.

I want a definitive answer on the whereabouts of Wayne Palmer - all "canonical" references to him post-Day 6 are contradictory. I would also like for Carlos Bernard to return, if only so Tony Almeida's story has a more upbeat conclusion than "rots in jail for life for trying to avenge his wife and child's senseless…

I love PARKS, and until I'd seen the picture above I'd completely forgotten Schneider's character had existed at all. Weird.