“I have learned very, very little English – it’s very hard. Just ‘tomorrow’, ‘good morning’, ‘good afternoon’ and a little more.”— If worse comes to worse, he could star in a community theater production of Fawlty Towers as Manuel.

Badgers fans wave these in support of this guy:

No dummy, it’s residual radioactive material that condenses in the atmosphere after a nuclear detonation.

So...his veteran status is dependent upon his political beliefs?

well I am a Vet because I DID serve my country in combat. I still believe in my country but I am disappointed with the people I defend. I challenge you to serve your country.

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America

Since it’s Houston, it’s not “sliced and diced,” it’s “chopped and screwed”

Jay Gruden must have ordered a code red.

Joe Thiessman: “Robert Griffin III Leaves Preseason Game With One Healthy Shoulder”

Obviously Michael Smith is new to football. If he was a true fan, he’d know that RGIII has had plenty of breaks in his career.

“Robert, how does your shoulder feel?”

You’ll also be spitting on Hideo Kojima’s magnum opus.

Do you think anyone else but you will notice your “protest”. You’ll just miss out on a great game.

Jim Tomsula brings Bud Light to a party but drinks all the imported stuff