infinite scrolling just needs to die as a feature across all media and all realities

what, that’s just pathological.  not answering your phone is one thing, but not reading (or at least filtering) your email!?

why is it 120 degrees where that F-150 is?  for all the annoyances of the prius, it appears to live away from the surface of the sun which is always a nice place to live.

minesweeper

minesweeper

someone was passing me the other day on a two-lane - enough room including shoulders for three, but not four, abreast - and I somehow had the presence of mind to note that the guy passing me was about to hit oncoming traffic.  I pulled onto the right shoulder, oncoming onto his right shoulder, and the moron went right…

then daily drove it for two years and sold it for good-condition KBB value.  I miss Tavarish.

> Similarly, modern car paint sucks. Everyone wants to look the same.

Homer?  who is Homer?  I am freshman Marvin Burks.

this is such a critical weakness of mobile phones, that I cannot do a double-tap or something to delete a full word.

for the longest time I thought it was pronounced as “missiled”, and in fact meant that, like to have been attacked by missiles.

come for the Frank Lloyd Wright, stay for the Tommy Bartlett.

to be fair, Arkansas to mexico is a non-trivial drive.  you have to go through like 600 miles of Texas and who the fuck wants to do that?

agreed. Alice in Chains is straight up metal that somehow snuck through into modern rock airplay by being from Seattle and thus mistaken for grunge.

here is where we insert Rainier Wolfcastle saying “that’s the joke”

about the only mainstream band from the 90s worth a fuck is Alice in Chains.

most underrated band of the 90s is ALICE IN FUCKING CHAINS.  about the only solid fucking METAL band that snuck into modern rock airplay.

today I learned Adam Vinatieri is still alive

> Shuck offs are more common and better attended than you may think.

832 here.  too bad I buy everything in cash.  (well, not precisely.  I run as much as I can through a card with good rewards.  I pay it off any time the balance reaches 1000 bucks.)

wasn’t this point covered in Ball Four as some random aside?  that there are no left-handed catchers because anyone with that kind of arm is gonna be put on the mound by little league.