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ilikepooping

you also have significantly better-trained drivers.

> He tried to outrun police by crossing the state line into Mississippi.

for sale:

I just drive gently, trying to keep the revs between about 1700-2300 (2004 Mustang GT so basically cruising rpm) until the temperature indicator has unburied itself from below the “0" point of the dial, then gradually go a bit more aggressively if needed.

I literally copied and pasted both sentences into Notepad trying to ascertain what the difference was that I was missing.

we need a new America

whoa, is that a U-2 on a carrier?  had no idea they could fit, with their crazy wide wings.

> ...*Someone had loosed the lug nuts while I’d been in class*!...

I climbed a tree about 30 feet once to rescue my dumbass of a cat.  going up, I was thinking “how am I going to hold him, and hang on to the branches?” but kitty answered that by perching on my shoulder like a parrot.

that’s not his full sentence.  Belgian police immediately suspended the license for 15 days, as is standard.  he’s also got a court date where the judge will ostensibly hand down something much stiffer.

you might want to pay occasional note to blue and red lights back there. 

since I tend to buy 10-15 year old vehicles (last two purchases: 2004 Mustang, bought 2015 - and 2003 4Runner, bought 2018) .... I get the idea I’ll be getting my first EV sometime around 2030.

okay, so Batman

or we just agree that this human interest pap-smear shit is not actually news in any meaningful way.

who is HJC?  I’m totally drawing a blank.

I believe we can achieve a renaissance of quality poop stories.

best: my trusty 4runner. 36,000 miles added to the clock. can haul everything, including ass. (2003, V8) got the mattress in the back - hotel, what hotel?

people with back pain are unhappy in general.

I got an 04 mustang for 5k and have done nothing but oil changes and tires for the last 4 years, 110,000 miles.

Prague is the coolest city I’ve been to (sample size: many cities in about 30 countries, but none in Asia or Africa so it’s pretty incomplete) so I’d be damned proud to note that I were going there.