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you also have significantly better-trained drivers.

> He tried to outrun police by crossing the state line into Mississippi.

for sale:

I just drive gently, trying to keep the revs between about 1700-2300 (2004 Mustang GT so basically cruising rpm) until the temperature indicator has unburied itself from below the “0" point of the dial, then gradually go a bit more aggressively if needed.

I literally copied and pasted both sentences into Notepad trying to ascertain what the difference was that I was missing.

we need a new America

it may or may not be able to. for a direct historical and cultural precedent ... the Western Roman Empire was never the same - to put it mildly! - after the sack of 476.

true, but we do have Sofia Boutella. 

whoa, is that a U-2 on a carrier?  had no idea they could fit, with their crazy wide wings.

> ...*Someone had loosed the lug nuts while I’d been in class*!...

I climbed a tree about 30 feet once to rescue my dumbass of a cat.  going up, I was thinking “how am I going to hold him, and hang on to the branches?” but kitty answered that by perching on my shoulder like a parrot.

that’s not his full sentence.  Belgian police immediately suspended the license for 15 days, as is standard.  he’s also got a court date where the judge will ostensibly hand down something much stiffer.

you might want to pay occasional note to blue and red lights back there. 

since I tend to buy 10-15 year old vehicles (last two purchases: 2004 Mustang, bought 2015 - and 2003 4Runner, bought 2018) .... I get the idea I’ll be getting my first EV sometime around 2030.

okay, so Batman

or we just agree that this human interest pap-smear shit is not actually news in any meaningful way.

who is HJC?  I’m totally drawing a blank.

what’s wrong with Bill Nye? 

since I know nothing about Brazilian politics... who the fuck would have been the worse choice!?

suck my turds.  I don’t know who you are, but I am appalled that you are still around.