ilikepooping
I like pooping.
ilikepooping

who is HJC?  I’m totally drawing a blank.

I believe we can achieve a renaissance of quality poop stories.

best: my trusty 4runner. 36,000 miles added to the clock. can haul everything, including ass. (2003, V8) got the mattress in the back - hotel, what hotel?

people with back pain are unhappy in general.

I got an 04 mustang for 5k and have done nothing but oil changes and tires for the last 4 years, 110,000 miles.

Prague is the coolest city I’ve been to (sample size: many cities in about 30 countries, but none in Asia or Africa so it’s pretty incomplete) so I’d be damned proud to note that I were going there.

In N Out is fine enough flavor, but waiting 56 minutes for something called fast food is unacceptable.

the final period should go outside the quote. after all, it is not being quoted.

yes, but what has he done lately?

I appreciate this joke.

what is wrong with its face

> the Inland Empire east of Los Angeles

you said brand. huh huh huh.

> Japan’s entire railway network is fenced off or elevated, that is unfeasable to do across the entire US.

fuck it, just watch embryos play football.  no brains to destroy.

I hate “classy” British accents.

yep.  the one cure for highway hypnosis: speed up until it’s no longer boring.

first you sample the road at a reasonable pace. then you go back and drive it at full tilt.

Mexico?  I’ve done 149 on a dead straight section of new pavement (yeehaw highway 2 rebuild in Sonora).  marked speed limit is 100 or 110 km/h so ... half that.