hopefully someone who is actively in power is next.

for me it’s McConnell, mainly because he’s still an active threat.

> there’s not a chance in hell that Trump has read

who the fuck is Nick Jonas?

oh my god, the quarterback is toast!

the fact that he is an abusive jerk makes him a perfect hire for Maryland.

honestly, the existence of beating the fuck out of each other so that others may be entertained provides, in and of itself, a spectacularly persuasive argument against free-market capitalism.

okay I’ll bite ... who is that?

because one’s bowels are on the ‘spray’ setting. it happens.

I like flushing.

doesn’t online, ya know, defeat the purpose of learning how to drive?

is that Ralph Nader?

so why not just be vigilant against child porn?

does anyone ever shrug and say “yeah, fuck it, contact me with unsolicited services or offers”?

“look Marge; I can be the janitor, and you can be the janitor’s wife!”

great, so in 10 years he’ll have some stupid show on TV and in 20 years he’s gonna be president?

what happened?  did we run out of days of Kristin Cavallari?

screw it let’s go with D’Brickashaw

That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Money for nothin’ and chicks for free

or, at the very least, one of the members of his big band.