directed energy weapons? from our government?

does anything need to take its place?

I was with you until “thinks”.

they really shat themselves when they named it the “camp fire”. it’s a stupid teletubby of a name that completely fails to take the event seriously.

so who’s the freako with a stupid face and can it be not a face anymore so I can not have to look at stupid please?

is that ivanka?

I was with him until

soooo... explain to me again why we have college athletics?  other than to have beercan-to-forehead men yell “dur hur hur” a lot?

Melania surgically altered her face to make it look like Donald’s face.  same creepy expressions, same non-smile, same squinty eyes.

yep.  just because someone declares his candidacy for president doesn’t mean we have to follow along.

someday I will die, and if my influence level as measured by pop culture is zero, I will consider myself having lived a good life.

escalation of Jeep names, 2005 to present:

did it pass you with a speed differential greater than 0.002mph?

damn it I could have gone winless in ACC play for $13 million too.

> suspended with pay

ease up there, genius. I’m still trying to wipe my ass without getting shit on my hands.

the war on black people is about as institutional as any other American policy.

I’ll add “packet full of mosquitos” to my arsenal of things to mail to people I don’t like.

you’re tilting at a windmill. okay, you’re tilting at axial tilt, as the case may be.

yeah basically Cal would be on mountain time.  fine by me.