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I was with you until “thinks”.

they really shat themselves when they named it the “camp fire”. it’s a stupid teletubby of a name that completely fails to take the event seriously.

soooo... explain to me again why we have college athletics?  other than to have beercan-to-forehead men yell “dur hur hur” a lot?

Melania surgically altered her face to make it look like Donald’s face.  same creepy expressions, same non-smile, same squinty eyes.

yep.  just because someone declares his candidacy for president doesn’t mean we have to follow along.

someday I will die, and if my influence level as measured by pop culture is zero, I will consider myself having lived a good life.

escalation of Jeep names, 2005 to present:

did it pass you with a speed differential greater than 0.002mph?

damn it I could have gone winless in ACC play for $13 million too.

> suspended with pay

ease up there, genius. I’m still trying to wipe my ass without getting shit on my hands.

the war on black people is about as institutional as any other American policy.

beer and weed.

yep. I took the 4runner on a month long road trip. I instructed my wife to take the Mustang to work at least once a week.  she doesn’t much like driving stick, but she obliged.

sweet, I am happy to note that I just italian tuned my 2004 Mustang.... getting up to about 238k on the clock; took her up to 120-125 for a couple minutes on an abandoned highway in Mumble Jurisdiction the other day.

it would help, to try to decipher the confusion, if you played the gif at the same speed throughout as opposed to going double-time at the critical moment.

so RATM has the resources needed to really shut things down and ... Rihanna doesn’t!?

abdication would never happen because when Charles progresses to an age where he could not possibly take on the duties of monarchy ... Queen Elizabeth is gonna be a spry 130 and still kicking ass.

ha. over/under on QE2 living to be 101.

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