> Is it OK to scare the hell out of your kids on a regular basis?

cool let’s just keep footballing because clearly football is fine.

why does this article lead off with a picture of Anthony Wiener?

is that how it works? if I lived near Austin and owned a classic car, I could just offer it up, have a few insurance I’s dotted and T’s crossed, and end up with Kimi Raikkonen declaring “it drove fine”?

the red sox have definitely won more world series this year than the yankees.

I’d give three hours for integrity any day.  hell, I’d give 6 weeks, which seems to be the ‘Bush v. Gore’ threshold of how to fuck things up.

no.  no I did not.

there needs to be a “beer sales are back on after the 14th” mercy rule.

drive it at night.  I think I made Flensburg to Cottbus in under 4 hours once.  even passed a Polizei going 181.  (he himself was driving a brisk 160 or so.)

I am exhausted from the constant imagery of people screaming. people who are privileged and powerful and have absolutely no reason to scream. am I the only one here?

ehhh that’s an exaggeration. we are talking about a donnie here.

counterpoint:

where do I sign up to receive $69 million just for being a colossal tool?

I do my progressive brake lighting by hand. if I’m braking unusually hard (traffic at a dead halt around a curve, for instance), I’ll turn on my hazard blinkers for a few flashes until I see that traffic behind me has got the idea.

what if I don’t care about the infotainment system and just want my car to run? what’s the equivalent here of early 90s GM, for whom the anecdote is that they will run poorly well longer than any other car will run at all?

> he was one of the targets of the Unabomber

never trust that dweeby skull thing that’s all the rage among the white supremacists these days.

ahem.  was THE thoroughly spanked.

want intelligence? renounce football.

honestly, did they have to land before deplaning the fucker?