perhaps the most NFL moment in NFL history

iphones have a somewhat buried featured called “night shift” that tints the screen a pale yellow to imply dusk. it fucking works. I turn from day to night and instantly my eyelids are three standard deviations heavier, and I’m asleep in 10 minutes.

I’ve never trusted anyone that spells “c” with a “k”.  that goes from the Ku Klux Klan to the far-left dweebs who write about “Amerika” in their college newspapers, to Krispy Kreme.

having to constantly charge. where’s the dongle that extracts power from motion, random magnetic fields, ambient light, etc?

dude what is this; I want Robert Evans

> brand

“asked to stand up”

I must have been married in the stone age, but what does this expression actually mean?

you mean god was itching to push a boulder into his skull but never quite got there?

why is its face all picasso?

fuck football.  fuck every aspect of football.

are dweeby white guys that look like they just blew up a building in oklahoma city still a thing?

a universe without sports.  I’m okay with this.  sports is toxic masculinity.

> (The full Der Spiegel story is in German and behind a paywall. There is a limited English translation here.)

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seriously you put faith in someone whose entire identity contains the word flake?

what kind of fuck manufactured the laura ingraham?

I don’t care about your ad blocker blocker, and I am sick of clicking through it.

> he’s definitely got a tendency to chastise and condescend

> thirteen-year-olds with philosophy degrees