> prayers for Kavanaugh

> You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.

> a sitting member of the United States Senate

best place for his dick, really.

I just find it funny how everyone blames beer. I like beer. fuck, I probably drink more than my doctor would think to be a sensible life goal.

hey I don’t care if they beat Sandusky Inc. by literally digging their graves and throwing their still-moving bodies in.

OJ fucking Simpson.  fuck that guy.

cool so we’re gonna fuck this up and elect some republican.  yeehaw voting mathematics.

sorry about your penis, NRA.

because he’s goddamn Woody Allen

that is the worst face-drawn-on-a-balloon, like, ever

I used to be much more into thousands of tabs, but then TV Tropes started blocking my ad blocker.

> dead in his home of a self-inflicted gunshot

well, I don’t have a president, so join the club Donnie.

> Daniel Tosh

Prague is the greatest city on earth. you go 5 blocks off the tourist sites, walk into a random bar, and get a draft of some fucking good beer for 77 cents.

> Yankee and Red Sox fans started beefing with each other.

San Francisco to Miami in 50 hours on the clock. beat 2 days but for the damn time zones.

him and Robert Evans, damn it!

I as well am disappointed.