> But, on the whole, the beer (which is shockingly, unbelievably cheap) in Prague was delicious.

>Cryptkeeper Al Davis

I like pooping approximately 1.5 or 2 times a day.

only at-faults I’ve ever had did not make it onto my record.

a 79 year old tried to make a left turn from a right lane and plowed into me. I spun twice, landing in the muddy median. walked away with no injuries past a minor bruise on my knee from it hitting the steering wheel, and some small burns on my wrists from the airbag.

correctly sized or not, those are some of the most stupid-looking shoes in the totality of human existence.

why does he keep getting stung on the lips by thousands of bees?

rating culture is dumb.

> The fusebox cover is all in Japanese, so she didn’t know what fuse to pull, so she just had to park it and let the battery get drained flat

> Steny Hoyer

honestly, I’ve always hated Krispy Kreme because the people most known for spelling things with an unnecessary K are the dudes in pointy hoods.

In N Out is perfectly fine but for a 50 minute wait I’d damn better be getting my testicles plated in solid gold.

In N Out. I’ve been there three times in my life and the wait times were 36, 44, and 59 minutes.

oh just put the name of the drug in the title.

that’s fine. it’s all child abuse.

I remember the time they shot that bin Laden dude.

eh.

things that I’d prefer be burned to own the libs, ranked:

eh, netanyahu has probably got it framed in his office.

harsh take.  we all know Bono is overwrought and sometimes full of shit, but ... he’s not terrible.