nah it was a training exercise. the modification was made by an Israeli A-4.

that was pretty hilariously well written.

I’m in California, so asking “hey, you got any weed?” is about as radical and dangerous as asking “hey, you got a beer?”

I’m just gonna keep calling it ‘weed’ because I always have.

I’ll bet two trillion dollars that he in his life has never thought the term “locality pay” as a function of his own cerebral processes.

> In response to questions about the new, vastly increased estimate, President Trump said Wednesday he believed the response effort on the island had been “fantastic.”

I’m just gonna tell people that it is very easy.  that way, they try, and they fuck up and the gun blows up in their hands and that’s one fewer cretin to worry about.

Psalm 22:16 “pack”
Genesis 8:22 “heat”

more expensive than ... not fixing it.

> 3) Miscellaneous things like a key broken in the door tumbler. Seriously? You couldn’t be bothered to fix that? What else have you been neglecting - oil changes?

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i will now inject bleach directly into my face

> he worked 26 years in a starter plant

you aimed incorrectly and hit the planter instead?

I am despondent.

> They stick clothespins on the power cords of their fans and air conditioner.

movies and alcohol.

> HMS Terror

that’s the dargiest motherfucker I’ve seen in a while.

RFK? first I heard about this.

there’s gotta be a pronoun even less humanizing than ‘it’.  poor ‘it’ never signed up for this.