insert here a thousand GIFs of how much one loves this or that post.

he’s like the worst at staying hidden.  what the fuck.

I use the hand brake to prevent rollback.

I once got a ride in a tow truck with a guy who had a bad left knee.  he used the clutch only to start from 0mph; otherwise he rev matched and shifted without the clutch.

today I learned Jeffrey Maier is of age to purchase alcohol.

I Don’tTrust anybody whose CorporateName uses InfixCaps.

honestly, I would happily play a guy renamed to Jo Backson if his other characteristics were unchanged.

“eh” requires less effort to vocalize.

yeah but it’s the minus-first of the O’s.  hit O once; go up one.

can you remember the alphabetical order of the states? what if they are listed by name but ordered internally by postal code?

pretty much any stupid quote having to do with coffee - or wine for that matter - painted in that silly faux-handwriting font onto an old piece of barn wood and sold for 35 bucks in some goobery ‘antique’ store.

dumb and meaningless cliche: ‘live laugh love’

> You don’t wanna be the guy who has to register as a sex offender just because you took a piss on the side of I-95.

POOPCEPTION

fuck, I thought this dweeb fell down the stairs and died a few years back.

Fire Joe Morgan.  a blog which had a recurring feature of critiquing an article line by line.

self-defense and self-defense accessories

the only athlete I can think of who is more irritating than Tiger Woods is OJ Simpson.

Raging Meathead takes on guy that can deadlift 350; survives somehow

I’ll serve your ass like John McEnroe