either the appliances, the background floral pattern, the woman’s outfit, or the microwave apparently the size of a Lincoln Town Car.

it’s a bit darker than the griswold vehicle, but it definitely is the same general idea.

I’d say that the east african empire has been pretty damn successful.

COBOL

> I miss all the good stuff by not being on Twitter.

I must confess that it took me nearly 20 years to know the lyrics after “slam” and before “let the boys be boys”.

I was bullied for years. one day I beat the proverbial feces out of the Head Tormentor (TM) and sent him to the hospital.

> Margaret
a white name for sure

Bobby Paul Edwards

neato! I see so many goofy plates at Pomona and I may or may not have [checks statute of limitations and general fucks given] painted some current plates to gold on black, complete with embossed state name.

easiest way to make a living in America

cool, can we give him all those just to get him to fuck off? seriously, for maybe about 15 million dollars a year we can give him all the things, or at least reasonable simulacra thereof (wow, it even smells like pee!) and we could be rid of him.

wow, I could sell those for thirty bucks? I can print them for 3 bucks. I’ll have to run one off before the next Pomona.

how exactly does one get kicked off of a flight that is a mile high?

STOP LOOKING AT SKIN COLOR YOU WORTHLESS DWEEBS

i gave a fuck until america ferrera and other worthless.

if you want a society that isn’t stupid, stop being stupid.

ha ha that’s my wife’s great-uncle. never ceases to amuse us.

“the flying merkel”