Best small car of all time? MIATA is always the answer.

Clearly better to look at from the interior than the exterior... “balanced proportions? who needs ‘em!”

This is so stupid. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with telling a girl (or boy) how nice they look. For a child, especially, affirmations like this can make a world of difference in their self-esteem.

I’m really getting concerned about the health of Jalopnik’s editors... first they said the new Subaru WRX looked good, and now they’re saying this affront to eyesight is palatable. Clearly there’s a lack of vitamins or something in their diet... no other way to explain their near blindness. 

As a former Mini owner, I can verify this is a STUPID design decision. Then again, Mini has been making a lot of stupid design decisions, of late. 

Counterpoint: It wasn’t great to start with. 

That’s because there isn’t a good angle.

Meanwhile, 100,000 maskless people attend college football games and there aren’t any massive outbreaks. Maybe he’s being a weeeeeee bit dramatic.

CDC: “COVID cases are rising at rates higher than this time last year.”

What does this do that a Raspberry Pi doesn’t do for a fraction of the cost?

This looks stupid.

I’ve owned:

Yep, my first thought... especially the cockpit lines.

Reminds me of the Fiesta ST (moment of silence), but 200-400 lbs. heavier. I guess AWD will do that... but the Fiesta didn’t need AWD to be great. Fiesta looked better, too.

I mean, if I was the parent of one of the girls who could have made the team but didn’t because Simone got a spot, I might be more than a little upset that Simone basically got there and promptly sat it out. Oh, and still got a medal.

Apparently anyone more than 14 years old is a boomer now. Because logic is irrelevant when you’re trying to make a point about something being old. 

If this was a white person getting their car back, the white person would be the one in jail for assault and anything else they could think of... and everyone would say that person was a vigilante and should have called the police. Which is true. 

That’s easy... anything with a manual.

TL;DR version: co-hosts of the view can dish it out, but can’t take it. Shocking.

“Oh hey guys... what, do I have something in my teeth?”