Ugh... ok, somebody post a "blue light of death" pic just to provide balance.

Actually, the Wii U's hardware is last, last gen... it's based on the PowerPC architecture that dates back to the GameCube. It's kind of hard to claim you are "next" or even "current" when your hardware is that ancient and none of your specs compare well to your competition.

C'mon, Giz... another link-bait headline? Really? And now you've moved to link-bait opening paragraphs, too? It's not until the second paragraph (AFTER the link) that one finally reads: "Don't worry, this cannon doesn't fire projectiles or laser beams or proton torpedoes..."

Never owned a computer, have you? Well, then, surprise... the Xbox One is a computer. And so is the PS4. Hence, it will never be "final."

Hooray for 6-speed and more power. Boo for no AWD. :(

Uh, the Xbox One is twice as big as the PS4? Exaggerate, much?

Uh, it's roughly the same size as the original PS3, close to the 360, and waaay smaller than most PCs. I wouldn't exactly call that "huge."

No.

Seriously? GTFO. Now. Don't walk.

You had me at "ditches the CVT..."

I owned a last-gen (current gen) WRX. I have to agree... this new one goes from semi-ugly to totally boring. The concept was "so hot it could melt your eyeballs" to something that could have been churned about by Honda or Toyota.

Casey, you're an idiot. Either that, or you honestly believe everyone lives in a huge city, which are the only places mass transit actually works. Economists have studied it. Look it up.

How about the government hires all of North Carolina to dig a big ditch. Then, it can hire all of South Carolina to fill it up. Then, we can have North Carolina dig it up again, and...

And here's the number one reason I sold my Wii U:

This why:

You do realize the Wii U is still running on the same basic hardware that powered the Nintendo Gamecube, right? Yes, the PowerPC architecture is that old. If Luke says it's a generation behind, he's being generous.

Or, how about we let ideas that are too little, too late (like the Vita, Wii U, etc.) just die as they should... that's the market at work, kids. No need to support bad ideas.

Looks like someone stepped on it, and its eyes bugged out. I guess if that's what BMW was aiming for, they succeeded.

Bigger, fatter, uglier... hooray for progress?

My first thought, exactly!