NP, this is what these are going for these days. I paid slightly more for Brunhilde here (same year as this one), but she’s got 30,000 fewer miles, Bilsteins and a custom exhaust. Brunhilde also has the LNE IMSB, which I suspect is on this one. I flew out to California, bought it, and drove it home to Jersey. Not one…

The real point of this story should be that bennies should just please stay the hell away from IBSP. It’s horrible there. There’s no boardwalk to buy your Made in Italy shirts and no pizza places.

So now we’re bagging on Jeter because he wasn’t a “humble support player.”

My late dad grew up on 113th street in Manhattan, so of course he was a Giants fan. He switched over to the cross-river Yankees after ‘57 because, and I quote, “fuck those guys.”

I just got back from picking up my new-to-me 2000 996 in San Luis Obispo, CA and driving it back to my home in NJ. Here she is in Hackberry, Arizona along route 66.

So this car was put together at the Porsche dealership in Conshohoken? Because that was my original point: best case scenario is that the work that was done to this car was done with the help of some indy Porsche shop or someone else who knows these cars, and pickin’s are slim down there. But dude, you’re the one who…

Sure, Cherry Hill is. Go about an hour southeast and see what happens. I grew up on the northern edge of the Pine Barrens, I know where the hillbillies are.

“We believe most parts are in the car.” We believe? ALL KINDS OF NOPE. And which parts are not attached to the car? Exhaust? Engine? Engine management? Add in the rust, and this car will never run again. Plus it’s in South Jersey, or northern Appalachia. The chances that a mechanic who knows this chassis or this…

The President and CEO of AAA North Jersey, David Hughes, said “We need to consider how we react to other motorists’ aggressive driving behaviors. The first and only step to remember is to avoid punishing or ‘paying back’ another driver for a real or perceived slight. But also fuck that guy camped in the left lane…

The “ooohhhh, fuck” at the end is the best.

Albert Belle was a straight up dick

OR, the same number of seasons with a WAR above 5.0 as Winfield did in 9 fewer seasons. Mattingly gets a lot of love from a certain segment of Yankees fans, its true. But that doesn’t mean he wasn’t a pretty good player before hurt his back.

Remember the A La Mode!

How much foul territory does this field have? On the fields I played on, that bat would have landed on someone’s windshield. Some of it’s the way its cropped but that field looks like they mowed a farm and said have at it.

Seriously. Bayonne is where idiots move after they are tired of the tolerance and open-mindedness of Staten Island.

Winning cures everything. Not saying the Giants are a playoff lock, but this is a team that went 11-5 on the strength of their defense. They still need a few important pieces (LT, TE, RB), but if the offense can get close to 2015, they have a good shot.

Big is the key. Beckham and Shepard are both on the short side. They needed someone for the red zone goddamn fade, and someone just bigger in general. Particularly with their lack of a decent TE.

You probably cannot kill anyone by cutting their brake lines. Why? Because modern cars monitor this stuff. If you let too much brake fluid out of the system they are going to get a warning as soon as they start the car that their brake fluid is low. If you cut it so the brake fluid slowly leaks out, they’ll get the…

This is one of those things where it makes so much sense Reese won’t do it so as to appear crafty or something.