Pre-internet, I bet your relentless concern trolling was exhausting for everyone around you. Your style is definitely better suited for the internet.

Myself, I'm less about "nostalgia" and more about " my tastes have remained the same for the last 20 years"

Yeah, Sandy Hook was definitely our point of no return in this country.

Columbine happened when I was a senior in high school. I remember well the prayer circles, the tributes, the Michael W. Smith song—all of which did jack and shit to stop it from happening again.

Columbine, however, involved high school kids. The…

Don’t say most like we all believe that crazy asshole Alex Jones. Most of us are well aware that guns are a big issue in this country. Most of us want change to make things safer, but many of us also want to keep our guns. It’s a tug of war with neither side relenting, but don’t say most of us believe they were…

Infinite. After Sandy Hook, where small children were the victims, all hope was lost. Not only did the USA double-down on not doing anything, most people accused the victims of being fake and the parents were just actors/actresses hired for the “anti-gun agenda”. To this day the parents are still harassed everywhere…

“Guns aren’t the problem. Look at Chicago, where there are strict gun crimes!”

Poop jokes stand the test of time, just like dick jokes.  The key here, like in the first season, is that they treat a really immature prank with seriousness.  The focus must be on the investigation itself.  Do that and I see no reason why it can’t be as good as the first season.

But if they have to buy the school lunch, believe me, I feel 10 times worse.

Couple of things, here:

Your comment illustrates what you’re missing: The character of “Princess Aurora” was indeed Disney’s creation. While the general folktale itself dates from the 1500s (and was/is public domain), the Princess was named “Little Briar Rose” or “Talia” or remained unnamed in the Grimm and Basile versions. In the popular…

I’m from Texas. Also this isn’t about use it’s about spelling. A contraction of “you all” would never split the “all” in half.

Doesn’t seem any different to me. Maybe there’s a bit more profanity than there used to be, but given who the president is, I’m just happy all headlines everywhere aren’t “What the fuck, fuck this shit” every day.

pet peeve: it’s “y’all” not “ya’ll.” “Ya’ll” doesn’t make any goddamn sense.

“We boomers are nothing if not accommodating.”

Boomers are nothing if not up their own asses about every damn thing you can imagine.

Isnt the biggest crime here that they chose to call it Mayochup when Ketchonnaise (and Catsonnaise) was right there?

Yup. This

She bases this assumption on the fact that her younger relatives have been bypassing her macaroni and chicken salad at family picnics.

I vend at a local farmers market, and another farmer needed to borrow some pint containers. As a gift, he brought over some elderberries. I asked him if they were poisonous. He said they weren’t, though I didn’t try any, as I thought they still could be. An hour later, he comes running over, warning us not to eat them…

Her cookbook, which presumably took several years to research, photograph, and write, is called Tales From A Forager’s Kitchen.

On the one hand, this is unfortunate, but as a chef myself, this is incredibly lazy and dangerous. I have zero sympathy for this to be honest. She has absolutely no professional credentials regarding nutrition or botany and seems basically to have created a cookout out of her craven desire for likes on Instagram.