Bearded, shaggy, middle-aged Keanu is really working for me, and I’m not sure what that says about me... but I’ve decided not to care. Sup, Keanu.

He is aging a bit but it ain’t hurting his looks any.  

Cheer up, sad sacks: There’s someone out there for everyone, even a drunk, miserable sack of shit like you.

Frozen foods aren’t just melas like pizzas, Stouffer’s, etc. My wife and I often buy frozen fruits and veggies.

Its not how easy frozen vegetables are that does it for me, it’s shelf life. I want to go to the market once every 2 weeks. That means a fridge full of bad veggies week 2.

Clean-up and variety. Making chicken breast with salad requires dealing with two cutting boards, two knives, maybe a raw chicken bowl, a serving bowl for the salad, and a pan for the chicken. If you splash at all, gotta sanitize the whole counter. And the annoying handwashing in between!

You are in the vast, vast, vast minority of people.

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I read this to my husband and he said, “That would be the last time I’d hang out with that guy, and I’d let him know why, too.”

I was in a situation in a band where one of the male members continually treated me like shit the last few months of the band. Not one of the guys ever called him on his behavior. After I quit, one of the guys actually admitted he knew the behavior was out of line, but didn’t call him on it. I told him it made him as…

O, I’m so sick of this “someone’s daughter, mother, sister, or aunt” BS. Women are people, not either a relative or a cock-pocket.

Yup! I was on the phone with a friend who was going through some serious shit, and she was trying hard not to cry. She was in the drive-thru and when she got to the speaker she asked me to hold on, I heard her talk to the server “Hi! Good morning! May I have a such and such?” polite and chipper. Then back on the phone…

I assume that by deflecting the “easy answer” what this guy is trying to say is that this may be a close friend or someone who he wants to maintain the relationship with. But it’s still possible (and fairly easy) to tell the guy to knock it off without making it a confrontational thing. Just say ‘Hey man, let’s just…

Yup. Maybe the waitress is going through her own things. He can’t even see the servers as people who might not be in the mood for his Don Juan shtick.

The answer really is that simple — tell him to knock it the fuck off, and if he complains or doesn’t take you seriously, axe the friendship. You don’t need that asshole in your life, and maybe losing friends will teach him a lesson someday.

The easy answer is that they should not be your buddy and/or you should keep confronting them directly, but life is of course not that simple...

“Don’t do that dude. It’s gross and creepy and makes me not want to hang out with you”.

Tell him about the “No Captives” rule;

How about:

Solid advice. Get better friends. Everyone is always “going through things” and if he is going through some kind of mental break he needs professional help.