You can’t expect to wield delicious frozen treats just ‘cuz some watery tart threw a Blizzard at you!

It is not ripping Christians at all, while you might find the use of the phrase offensive, none of it actually leans into Christians. Its not the same point at all, and not an example of “ripping Christian’s all day long”. There is no message, etc, that targets or makes light of actual Christians 

“don’t particularly care for ice cream”

I mean, as a Christian, it is pretty offensive to me and while the upside down cross is a symbol of Peter I can’t help but think that a place calling themselves “Sweet Jesus” isn’t thinking about it that way. Not saying they are Satanists, but its pretty obvious that they are using it more in that way than as…

I love peanut butter quesadillas! Extra fantastic with some blueberries or banana thrown in.

We raise more beef. You raise more sheep. Prices.

If you like melted peanut butter, you should try doing a peanut butter “quesadilla” the peanut butter can reach lava-like temperature, but it is SO good.

So glad to see mashed potatoes + hotdogs on this list! Used to make that all the time. I always used a piece of plain ol’ sandwich bread, buttered, then slathered with mashed potatoes, either with a hot dog cut up in them or just laid across. Delicious.

As a kid, I would make Miracle Whip sandwiches. Just a nice slathering of Miracle Whip between two slices of white bread. Heaven. (Or “disgusting” according to my older sister.)

I read Superfudge (I think) when I was a kid and the main character decided to run away, so his mom made him peanut butter and tuna fish sandwiches. I, being young, interpreted this literally as a sandwich with both peanut butter and tuna fish, and asked my mom to make one for me. She was smart enough to talk me down…

I can vouch for the majesty of Peanut Butter and Eggo Nutri-Grain Blueberry Waffles. It was my breakfast of choice for years. (I never made a sandwich out of it, though. Just folded mine in half. The result is the same, I’m sure.) Melted Peanut Butter is divine.

The picture of a comically oversized penis sandwich at the top is an odd choice.

Goat meat is too bony. I like it in restaurants when they cut it off the bone.

What the fuck is wrong with people that they would run over a turtle on purpose?

This will be biased since my life is turtle conservation, but this article is ill-informed shit.

Turtle is one I think I'd have a hard time with. They're such peculiar little creatures and they live so long, I can't see myself enthusiastically tucking in. I'll eat a lot of different animals who strike me as kind of dumb and crappy, but I have a hard time with the smarter and more unique animals. Cow? Wet and…

It's fairly popular. Just a distant fifth to chicken, beef, pork and turkey. But why can't I find venison, rabbit or duck at the store?

Isn't "most popularly eaten species are endangered or threatened" answer enough? Seriously, I'd be much more interested in "why don't Americans eat more rabbit", considering that rabbit is actually farmed intensively in other English-speaking countries and tastes pretty good.

"But today, outside of pockets in Louisiana and Pennsylvania,"

"Turtles are long-lived creatures that reproduce slowly, and demand for the animal pushed populations to the brink. In the places where fisherman once pulled hundreds of animals out of the river each day, numbers dwindled to nearly zero. Today many species are threatened or endangered, with harvesting prohibited or…