“Paris is the most beautiful and incredible woman both inside and out.”

Good to see the Purge continuing in the new year :D

The Parises were okay, but I miss Stabby Nachos. I wonder what happened to him.

“Paris is the most beautiful and incredible woman both inside and out. I feel like the luckiest man in the world to be marrying my dream girl. I can’t wait to spend the rest of our lives together.”

It’s horrid, but whatever. What I want to know is how this relatively unknown dude has 2mil to spend on that ring. And before everyone is in before “google it,” I did! And I am embrassingly up to date with celeb gossip. Is he from money? What have I missed?

Potato Latka’s was a babe!

Guy From The Leftovers Who Isn’t Jen Aniston’s Husband

My god 2005 was such a simpler time.

Paris Hilton has been engaged several times, I doubt she will get married to this one either.

So I will just go with max crassness here, but did she buy her own ring?Or was this a sponsored thing? Because Guy From The Leftovers Who Isn’t Jen Aniston’s Husband can’t have that kind of money can he? 

Paris ring is tacky af

Ah, memories!

No, it’s in no way sexual harassment on its face. Sexual harassment in the workplace is unwelcome sexual advances or conduct of a sexual nature which unreasonably interferes with the performance of a person’s job or creates an unwelcoming, hostile, or intimidating environment. The act of sending someone one of the…

Truth be told, if money was no object...I’d probably have kids. So this truth checks out.

I have located the sex appeal of this grey phenomenon: it’s in having a house and a boat bought for you and hearing a searing voice saying that “this is OURS.”

But will I finally be free of hearing people trying to convince me that E.L. James is more than just a somehow successful fanfic author.

This commercial for Sandals is awfully dramatic.

The perspective seems off in this picture—Melania looks wide in it as well, and as unflattering as that dress is, I don’t think she would ever be considered a large woman.

Only the rich people get Mr. Trump’s Wedge Salad (ew?), while the rest of us poors get Mr. Trump’s Word Salad.