Lmfao. Seriously. He’s totally furiously whacking it with one hand and typing with the other.

If she knows he does it, consents to it, and enjoys it, I don’t think you can say it’s sexual assault. We have no idea what their relationship is like or what exactly she even meant by that.

I agree.

Agreed.

Yes to this.

Needs more damn stars.

This.

I’m a terrible offender of that. I just start clicking and clicking and end up in a really old article. I forget it’s old and star a comment or reply to one and then I’m like oh shit this is from 2015 I look crazy.

Don’t be a quitter you can get that thing open

30% of my day is spent cringing at memories of things I said. Sometimes from years ago.

I feel like the forum overall has gotten a lot less assholey since the SlutMachine days. People still have their moments though.

Hahaha.

No puppet! You’re the puppet!

The thought of Donald in bed for any reason is completely disgusting.

Exactly. Hugs are supposed to be nice. I’d never want to hurt or annoy someone with an unwanted hug.

I’m a hugger, but I realize not everyone is. I go for the handshake and then if the person looks like they’re leaning in for the hug I reciprocate.

My mom has a desk lamp sized leg lamp It is my mission in life to get her the full sized one.

Seeing pictures of Michelle and George together made him seem sort of likeable and then my brain sort of fucking exploded

Yes, thank you.

I don’t think she can have it that color (bleached blonde) and length and have it not look like shit. Her hair is fried.