I’m not OP, but thank you.

I am sorry. I’m scared too. This internet stranger is thinking of you and wishing you the best.

I still don’t think chaining the doors is kosher.

Okay, valid point.

Tweeting their riot lmao

And the promo says the island was...once owned by Pablo Escobar. Like it’s a huge selling point.

This asshole and his backwards hat saying “ratched”.

I am very sorry.

As funny as I think that picture is, apparently it’s photoshopped. It originally said Stop Being Desperate.

What about something like this:

I was like “...NAT GEO?”

Assertive.

“Not today, Satan!”

I admire your compassion and empathy. Life is a struggle for my family too. I wish you well.

Oh, stop.

“I’LL BURY YOU.”

She’s the girl from the Blurred Lines music video and was in Gone Girl for a few minutes. Idk why anyone would be shocked she’s selling something stupid but whatever.

I don’t listen to much of her music and had to google the song lyrics and what that meant. That is a gross and bizarre thing to include in a song about loving sex with your partner.

I don’t understand how John Travolta’s head seems to have gotten massive with age.

*faints*