The young and hip people tell me this is known as “wanting the D”

I loved Lethal Weapon as a kid and Mel Gibson had to go and ruin it by being a racist, anti-Semitic, misogynistic nutjob.

Don’t insult Squidward!

I wish I could introduce you to everyone I’ve slept with so you could guess and I could see how accurate you are. Grr! This fantasy will never come to fruition. D:<

Omg

That commenter has been around for a long time and has gotten increasingly nutty...

Ugh, fuck Trump. Just, ugh.

Hahaha. Oops. 😶

Trump only has the best freedom trees. Simply the best. Tremendous actually. Watered by the best people. And he’ll be expanding them bigly. The freedom forests will be yuuuge.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.golfdigest.com/story/samuel-l-jackson-posts-bill-from-donald-trump-says-im-gonna-block-his-adollar-too/amp

When I told my mom about dropping the MOAB she said “What? I thought he just did an airstrike on Syria!? What’s going on??? What’s going to happen?”

I’m definitely team “let’s just not cut anyone’s genitals as a child”. I’m also team “we have enough horror and outrage to go around for everything horrible out there”.

I dunno. I’m kind of Team Taylor.

Aggressively white is when I leave the house totally hammered and someone (of any race or gender or maybe it’s the neighbors asshole dog that won’t stop growling at you) tries to start shit with me.

Horseshit we all know you sleep next to that thing, Paul

Remember when people were genuinely worried one of those Teletubby dolls was saying faggot and all the kids would become gay.

What in the fresh Hell is that commercial even trying to convey

It’s short for Ezekiel.

Yeah this is cute coming from the guy who published the pic of Anne Hathaway’s puss on Gawker, forgot he did it, and then apologized to her after interviewing her about how everyone hates her.

And username is Fernando the Thinker ahahahahahhahaha