I knew a cop (one of the few nice ones I’ve met) who worked in a wealthy, suburan area and people would actually call them because their neighbors yard was messy/overgrown/had patchy grass. He would have to actually explain to these people that having an ugly lawn is completely legal and no, this is absolutely not a…

This is the best comment ever. Especially because a few days ago I read a comment on here describing the Death Eaters as being victims of abuse by Voldemort. Fuck off, Malfoys and real life Malfoy-ish people. Choke on that meat loaf.

Your comment reminded me about this video by Jay Smooth:

This happened in A Time to Kill via molotov cocktail. I wonder if we csn get a gif of that.

Unless your husband is part of the problem, not cooking for him/not having sex with him makes zero sense to me. Unless you just don’t feel like doing either of those things, obviously. What is that accomplishing unless you’re married to someone who doesn’t understand women are important?

What did Snape say when Malfoy fucked up Hermione’s teeth?

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...are you serious?

I think that was John Mulaney and it was great.

Omfg

Your username always reminds me of how desperately in looove with Spike I was when I was 14-16.

I was dating this Gary Johnson voting moron during the election and when it became clear Trump was winning I got really upset. I started cursing, ranting, etc. When I saw that Trump had actually won I just put my head in my hands and my eyes started watering.

You lost me at redheads not attracting bears. This is fake news! Sad!

I’m definitely not interested in flaming you, but what you said could have been said about white people who didn’t want integrated schools. They wanted their kids to be safe and happy too. That doesn’t mean they weren’t misguided, hateful, and bigoted.

Whoever wrote the “here, angry mob, rape my daughters instead of ass fucking these angels” story was a fucking weirdo.

I think it’s the only one available where she’s presenting herself as a woman and that’s why they always use it. I could be wrong though.

That really wasn’t stanning...

Work is so obnoxious sounding to me. I do not like that song. Different strokes I guess.

I seriously wonder what his life is like that he spends time doing this.

It reminds me of a hideous bedspread my grandmother had.