My wife and I fell in love when she made me realize that my true talent is constructing Rube Goldberg machines out of dead cats.

My wife and I fell in love when she made me realize that my true talent is constructing Rube Goldberg machines out of dead cats.

*poop*

*poop*

But The Full Monty was about how funny it would be if ordinary-looking schlubs starting stripping. The trailer for Magic Mike has more homo-erotic beefcake than a rap video.

But The Full Monty was about how funny it would be if ordinary-looking schlubs starting stripping. The trailer for Magic Mike has more homo-erotic beefcake than a rap video.

Or maybe it means you have to have a woman in order to truly live.

Or maybe it means you have to have a woman in order to truly live.

Ethan Hawke is good in the Linklater movies because he's such a blank slate for Linklater's dialogue. The pacing and dialogue are what really makes the Linklater movies, they're kind of hypnotic. As long as you watch them with no distractions and when you're relatively relaxed, they both just kind of sweep you up.…

Ethan Hawke is good in the Linklater movies because he's such a blank slate for Linklater's dialogue. The pacing and dialogue are what really makes the Linklater movies, they're kind of hypnotic. As long as you watch them with no distractions and when you're relatively relaxed, they both just kind of sweep you up.…

Would you weight the grades by running time, or by how challenging the movie is? I'd probably consider Rock of Ages about 20 credit hours for having to sit through 125 minutes of hair metal.

Would you weight the grades by running time, or by how challenging the movie is? I'd probably consider Rock of Ages about 20 credit hours for having to sit through 125 minutes of hair metal.

I don't like Girls because when I was 22 I was raising two toddlers by myself with a crappy $9/hour office job. Stories about rich spoiled brats finding themselves do not appeal to me, regardless of gender.

I don't like Girls because when I was 22 I was raising two toddlers by myself with a crappy $9/hour office job. Stories about rich spoiled brats finding themselves do not appeal to me, regardless of gender.

I skim through Cute Overload once a week or so to reach my appreciating-nice-things-sincerely quota. Then I can get back to being an asshole.

I skim through Cute Overload once a week or so to reach my appreciating-nice-things-sincerely quota. Then I can get back to being an asshole.

It lacked the original's endless stream of guys slowly climbing through a window and getting shot. Seriously, you'd think at least one of them would notice the other 20 dead guys and at least try to shoot back through the window before climbing in.

It lacked the original's endless stream of guys slowly climbing through a window and getting shot. Seriously, you'd think at least one of them would notice the other 20 dead guys and at least try to shoot back through the window before climbing in.

Agreed on the world-building details, but man was that plot ever terrible. The last half of the movie made no goddam sense.

Agreed on the world-building details, but man was that plot ever terrible. The last half of the movie made no goddam sense.