I liked Yellow, but not enough to seek out the album or anything, but I stumbled across Parachutes a few years later and dug it for a while. I've sort of stepped over to the disliking-coldplay side of the argument since then though. Another band I don't understand the hate for, or the love for, really. It's just kind…

The band was so awful they somehow made pure grain alcohol gay.

I'm sure I heard that song about 50 times on the radio in public places during it's heyday and it was always the "banging on the bathroom floor" line.

97-01 is the era responsible for me completely tuning out of popular music. I was 16 and into Soul Coughing and Primus and getting into Coltrane and Mingus and was completely flabbergasted by how awful everything on the radio at my first job was.

I love the DOJ website. Take a look at some actual crime data and be amazed. Violent crimes dropped like a rock starting in the mid-90s and is lower than it's been since the 60s right now:

I've been waiting on someone to take down this Koechner prick. All those abuses of power. Why didn't he speak up about detainee abuse? Where was he when Goldman Sachs was fleecing the public?

Feminazi- For your analogy to make sense you would have to switch from watching PBS to watching iCarly or Hannah Montana. This wouldn't bother me if they were reading some low-rent novels like Dan Brown or Dean Koontz, which should also be very easy reading for an adult.

During my short first stint in college at Ohio University, they had these burgers that were super dry and tasteless, but somehow if you put salt and onion on top it was delectable.

I think it's worth the risk that a few unscrupulous doctors might game the system and kill a depressed person or whatever. How many people die in extreme agony every year? Personally, I want to be able to off myself before I deteriorate even to the point of being in an assisted living facility.

Vampires be shoppin'
God damn Twilight. Every 25-35 year old woman in my office is obsessed with this shit. It does encourage reading though, because I've seen several of them reading Twilight knock-offs that are written for even younger readers. In a couple of years they'll all be reading "baby's first pop-up…

Those suicide bombers have a rude awakening ahead when they realize they're stuck with 72 chicks who eternally never know what to do with a penis.

I saw a talking dog today. He knows the all the best hiding spots around railroad tracks.

Heston was Mexican in Touch of Evil. Wouldn't Mickey-Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's or the John Wayne thing be more apropos?

The prequel will be called "Alie"

Muslims hate triscuits, tea partiers hate arugula.

Are muslims allowed to eat honey?

Omitting the U is for the infidels and their triscuit-chomping ways.

Second City is the first Loser City.

BLAH BLAH BLAH GRADE BLAH! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Not only dog-reaction shots, but multiple fainting jokes. Has anyone ever seen a person faint at shocking news that wasn't seriously ill?