Am I the only one who likes being woken up for sex?

I have explained to my husband repeatedly that rubbing my butt when I am trying to fall sleep will not result in a genie popping out, but he persists. A shock collar is going a bit far, but I am open to other suggestions.

I need some new Gluten Free/Casein Free/Dairy free/Soy free,Chick pea flour free recipes! Something a picky little eater would like.

God forbid your husband wants to have sex with you, Sarah Thyre.

I was thinking this was the greatest Tweet Beat EVER until I got to Vanessa Hudgens's stupid tweet. Redeemed by Ringo because he's motherfucking Ringo.

I don't understand why people keep asking this. Because he passed out? Because he was incredibly disoriented from having the crap kicked out of him and the concussion? It doesn't take much imagination.

So far all of Gawker's coverage has refferred to him as Koppenhaver.

Eh, Dog's history of doing things to help women and punish men who hurt them is pretty awesome, which is why he was given a TV show. I don't have a problem with him using the stage/audience he's given to make a show out of bringing this piece of shit to justice to hopefully make any other such potential offenders…

What is Jaden Smith going on about.. <insert ancient aliens conspiracist gif> It's like that Bob Dylan thing where you say incredibly vague things and force people to infer, which in turn makes them feel smart and think you're profound and cool, when in reality we are all morons looking for meaning where there is…

When The First Animal Went Extinct That Should've Bin A Sign.

I think that sometimes you can sense how a compliment is made, i.e. that it is genuinely felt and made in passing vs. I've been following you around this store because you must know my opinion on your appearance. I've been on the receiving end of both and can usually tell the difference. But regardless, no one is…

BITCHES GOT MATH GAME, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT.

Yay! I don't understand any of this, but still, yay!

the math and the feminist parts of me are very happily united tonight :) thanks jezebel for posting <3

"months or years later, you see very different aspects" of a problem."

I think we're all safe as long as Ryan doesn't give her snacks after midnight, puts her in the spotlights (ai! that might have already happened) and spoils water on her.

She's fascinatingly devoid of original thoughts or characteristics.

She doesn't drink, so she may as well just pregnant things up!

In the 5-6 years or so that I have been hearing about Blake Lively I have yet to learn anything about her that I would qualify as "interesting." She's just the textbook definition of basic.

Fuck this article, I'm starting a thread