I’ve been saying for a year now that the Model 3 will cost $50k, not the $35k you see widely reported, after the tax incentive goes away and buyers find out that the stripped models will be given low priority, or be so sparse that they will be forced to upgrade the options.

As if drivers today aren’t distracted enough.

I’ll bet Mercedes was thrilled to have you hauling furniture and an animal.

You clearly are not a long time resident of NYC.

I would have taken cash. A percentage of nothing is nothing.

Wow, now they’ll sell like hotcakes!

I can’t unsee that yellow.

The New York City subway, it’s widely acknowledged, is terrible compared to what it used to be.

Scary for sure but she was not missed by “a matter of inches”, it was several feet.

First Gear:

$4900 in damage? How about $30k...

Not sure what is attractive about owning a service vehicle, unless you think plumbing is cool.

They did not rename them, thank god: http://www.girlscouts.org/en/cookies/all-about-cookies/Meet-the-Cookies.html.

Nerd alert.

Wow, you must work for the FBI.

A blender for margaritas.

Not sure this “wagon” is a whole lot different than my Acura RDX or a hundred other hated crossovers/SUVs. And so far this winter I’ve used my “useless” AWD about 10 times.

I have a better way- just look at it.

What do they want to name it- The Do-Si-Do Bridge?

So am I.