Missed these every time since it started, so here is some stuff from the past month I have made.

Your mom is so sexually liberated that she is proud of not conforming to the patriarchy’s preconceived notions of feminine modesty and chastity, so she has a lot of sex with various partners and makes her own choices about when to use contraceptives.

Cat Rule #45:
“If I can grab it, it’s a toy.”

and here is a dancing bearded dragon.

Thirstin’ Moore.

Sad that Lamar Odom is on his last leg, yet the murderer Oscar Pistorius, keeps getting new ones.

“I said, ‘Yes, I’m going to go on the “Nancy Grace” show.’ And she [the Kardashian publicist] said, ‘Please don’t do that. We’d rather have Khloe say what needs to be said.’ I told her to go to hell.”

That’s fucked up. Anyway, you guys wanna see my autographed photo of LL Cool J?

Someone should call in a welfare check on Sara.

This.

Awesome video... old video creeps me out enough LOL but I do EVP sessions and the such.. I have a video i just put on youtube using an app that uses phenonic sounds and they can speak through it.. it really works.. well a lady from work has been fighting cancer.. 2 wks ago she was told she was TERMINAL and no longer…

TBH, I don’t even know why they continue to sell any variety of superglue in a bottle large enough to be mistaken for eye drops. I mean, unless you’re about to sit down and mend 4,673 broken coffee cup handles in a row, that shit’s gonna solidify into a hard little ethyl-cyanoacrylate nugget WAY before you come close…

I mean, I get your point, but some people deserve to be informed about all their flaws. To get their ego down and closer to the size of their decency.

Caleb loved history but now he’s history- is it bad that this made me lol?

If he turns her down, does she have a #2 choice?

She’s gonna be all like:

Here’s hoping she’s not just desperately catering to his fetish...

...and remands the case to the Kirkland Municipal Court