he did some hugely dickish things during his divorce from his wife, Mary. And she killed herself afterward, after a long struggle with depression. He was not supportive and acted like a d-bag when she wasn't doing well.

'Rhyming' a word with itself in another line is one of my biggest pet peeves.

Just because you don't support the Israeli government's actions doesn't mean you are an antisemite.

The elevator incident is one of those big media stories that I just was not that captivated by. Even though I love Beyonce and Solange (and used to love Jay-Z), I just didn't give a fuck.

My only hope is that the little girl doesn't end up not being perfectly "normal." Because heaven forbid that these parents be forced to care for an imperfect child.

Silver lining, though. I just covered:

Same. You are already dropping a shit ton of money for those procedures, so why not take the money and adopt a child that is already here? Trust that your genes are not that fucking special that the world would collapse if you didn't have a biological kid.

"I treat him like my other children, never think you are not my child and I don't care for you, never."

All the tears.

Coco Rocha, you're like the Anti-Kardashian. Keep doin' you, girl. #Iapproveofhashtagmageddon

LOVE IS DEAD. BRB DROWNING MY SORROWS

I feel like she wasn't serious enough and laughed at all his serious statements. Like he would talk about famine in Africa and she'd laugh and make a joke that she'd kill for ebola so Joan Rivers would lay off of her. I may be projecting my own relationship on to theirs.

...because he's never been convicted of anything?

"Traffic is down. QUICK— WRITE AN ARTICLE WITH 'WOODY ALLEN' IN THE TITLE QUICK! What?? ANYTHING, I don't care!!"

That's funny, my boyfriend is in Africa too. He says as soon as a wire him $10,000, he will come visit me so that we can be married and be together forever. He is a prince where he is from, and needs the money to end a legal dispute so that he can retrieve his full inheritance. I cannot wait!

Mah dearest Angelina,

And once again, the photos are cheap crap that any dickwad with a point-and-shoot and a moderately steady hand can achieve.

Nope, the damage is done. Before Blurred Lines he had a decent fan base with a decent career as an R&B artist. I don't think he could ever go back to being a non-mainstream artist now that he's exposed himself to being a Sleazy McCheeseball. He could work behind the scenes and write for other artists. Some people are…