And the ex-wife is about to go missing in 3...2...1...

What the hell accent was that? South African crossed with Australian, trying to pass for Main Line?

So I read "barrister" as "barista". Fuck.

I'm declaring that this picture shall be the only appropriate response to any more shit articles about Bey-Z/Solange drama.

Yeah, but then how could everyone at Jez wank about how similar they are to Beyonce—oh sorry, 'Queen Bey'—and project all types of irrelevant feels on to her life?

How many articles are there going to be about this?

eta: sorry about the size on that mofo.

Better than naming their kids Camden. :(

Please don't though.

At least it's not Staten Island?

i know this has been said before, but could Dave Letterman care any less in that chair. If i were at work and cared as much as he did about his job, i'd be fired by now

I think this is the one you're talking about, well worth a view: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/12/wor…

...and Jen's mom, mouth full of Oreos and cheeseburgers, shouts WHAT IS IT?! DEAR GOD PLEASE TELL ME YOU'VE BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE IT OUT!

This is Jezebel. You aren't allowed to like someone who focuses on being physically fit and attractive.

"Let me tell you one more thing I learned about the Jezzie…"

So I know I've railed on Jezebel in the past for ignoring issues like this or reporting on stories regarding women in insensitive ways (i.e. the "sex strike" so young women could get a road to save their lives and the lives of their children and everyone worrying about the "implications" this has for feminist theory…

My Nigerian friend wrote this. It's a timeline of the Boko Haram crises from her perspective, please read it.https://medium.com/editors-picks/…

Um, wow.