The Colbert one is the gold standard. Seth was really good too, but I think that one will be more remembered for Obama being so relaxed while he knew the Bin Laden strike was about to be underway (which had it gone wrong could have cost him his re-election.) Colbert was truly speaking truth to power in a room full…

Not ashamed that I just squealed with excitement and now I can't concentrate on the dissertation I'm supposed to be writing.

Adele - 89 coming in 63 years to a store near you.

I miss Adele so much. I need a break from all the pop artists we're dealing with right now. I need to hear her slow, soulful music again.

Which is more rare? The Wintouris Humorus or the Beckhamian Joyphobius?

It's like she's almost . . . human.

And here we see the rare Wintouris Humorous. For generations, the smiling Wintour in the wild was thought to be a myth, like the Late Devonian coelacanth fish, but as you can see, it is, in fact, a naturally occurring event. Our photographer had to wait motionless in her tree stand for 39 and a half hours before she…

Colbert for sure!

I can't even express how hilarious I find this. The Fighting Chompskys!!!!!

Overcompensating much, guys? Amirite?

Sounds like you need a tea to get your anger out. :P

Barista as well, we sampled last night along with the new frappuccinos. Ready for a busy ass summer? *weeps into special Oprah Chai pump that I now have to wash out every night*

I just now realized the Chelsy Davy and Cressida Bonas are not the same person.

I loved him when he was on "Sisters" when I was eight years old and I love him now. I can not articulate why any better now than I could in 1993.

Plus the whole "insta-family" aspect of his relationship with Jolie. If my husband and I split up, and like three minutes later he was shacked up with the widely-acknowledged Most Beautiful Woman in the World, and then like another couple months later they suddenly have two kids and are pregnant with twins...well even…

I realize I've made this comment on a few article, so my apologies for repeating myself, but once again I am reminded about how grateful I am that I am not famous, not dating anyone famous, and don't have to have my personal life plastered across magazines. I over-analyze my dating (or lack of dating) life enough as…

See what happens when you date intelligent women George?