This fucking guy. I’ve always wondered how Yankee fans can count to 27, since they usually only have 20 fingers and toes.

But first ask him how in 2015—-when the seeds of this story were planted in the Standoff event—-he knew that was going to happen. Could be useful.

What was the point of Secret Empire?

NOPE.

I raise you a simple

Devers [to Chapman] - “You got a fastball, fast enough for me to drive it that way.”

As a another poster noted: Captain America has been here all along fighting the good fight for truth, justice and freedom. You have to ask yourself why Sam Wilson doing it wasn’t good enough for you.

Really? You mean it’s almost like it was, I dunno, planned from the beginning!?!

He’s also been subjected to a successful century-long smear campaign perpetrated by resentful Southerners who were pissed-off that they lost and he was targeting their precious klan. His memoirs are pretty excellent for a man of little education.

The Imps are the Brits. The rebels are plucky Americans rebelling against them.

(Grant has the lowest)

Gwenpool is awesome, but the Daredevil variant is easily my favourite

spare me from this bullshit “Hydra isn’t actually Nazi”

The only real interesting thing I get from the Brady/Guerrero training program is the extreme emphasis on flexibility (Brady calls this pliability). Keeping the muscles loose, deep tissue massage, etc. That’s the likely key to Brady maintaining a lot of his physiological edge.

This is not to say that there aren’t legitimately interesting reasons—beyond that Brady works out and eats right and has enjoyed playing behind a solid offensive line that keeps him upright—why he’s been able to stay so healthy.

What?! No! I wanted him to be in his helicopter for the whole movie!

Non-baseball fan has reasonable guess! Crucify them!

I don’t know how to cope with having my favorite young MLB player a fucking Yankee.

Such poor planning. No security, or velvet ropes, and you arrange the expensive ass art like a giant game of fucking dominoes.