Brady could blow out both knees, and lose to the Jaguars 56-0 and still be considered going out on top. 5 rings. Unquestionable greatest of all time. I say this as someone who hates Boston, Patriots, and the entire state of Massachusetts 

(Let’s be real: Brian Hoyer ain’t winning you the Super Bowl.)

We may also finally get a stand alone Silver Surfer movie.

That would be impossible. If you simply state that any one distributor cannot exceed 5% of the market, but their 5% percent is extremely successful, portions of the other 95% will bow out because they can’t profit competing with the very successful 5%. If those distributors pull out of the market and no new…

Disney’s definitely the lesser of two evils compared to Comcast.

Yeah, who wants to see a beloved entity be taken over by some corporate overlords? Why that’d be like this here AV Club being purchased by some large conglomerate and shifting its editorial viewpoint to accommodate their new corporate masters.

El Popo is scary as fuck, and has been really active recently. Don’t let that get in the way of your narrative though...

Hi.

He’s A Dim Son...

As a certified online deadspin replay official:

What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

Totally with you. I’d rather have Kaep than Hoyer.

Hell, I certainly would. Bringing in a guy who’s had a ton of success in the league and led his team to a SB appearance? For a team that’s kind of gone all in this year? Sign me up.

I feel like you’re judging Ike off the “don’t kick the baby” thing from the first few seasons. Ike has gone down on his teacher since and that’s pretty niiiice

It honestly has been my great pleasure to watch Germain’s movie reviews evolve from fairly middle of the road to super, super great.

You folks out they who want to make movie reviews take note of this one.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Yes, having a pregnant/lactation fetish is weird. Argue with me all you want about not judging people for what they crank off to, but it’s just god damn weird. That’s a god damn baby in that woman, and you’re INTO IT. And that’s the baby’s milk, not your milk, get your mouth off those udders. Keep it to cows.

......then he goes 92 yards in less than 2 mins and the Pats win.

I believe you all have fundamentally misunderstood this comic.