You would not be bitching if this was a man who killed his wife/girlfriend

Hey CPD Twitter account, I see you guys already convicted her without a trial. Way to influence the jury pool.

Not to downplay the racism angle, but schools are also shitty in general at dealing with verbal threats and harassment. You can be bullied for months and they won’t do anything, but punch your tormentor and suddenly you’re the bad guy.

When they pay $300 for something

Remember when a 5-part thing was just called a “mini-series”?

Uhh he didn’t call the movie. She did. He was showing her the card out of confusion. He literally reached into the envelope TWO MORE TIMES to see if there was another card in there.

Yankee Stadium had a nap space in the 90s. Didn’t end well.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

I want one of them to explain how GPS and satellite television work with a flat Earth.

Seriously, what exactly do flat earthers think is the reason for the deception here? OK, so you think this is a facade to get you to believe that the earth is round when it isn’t. Why!?! Why would someone want you to believe that?

He does make a good point: it sure is awfully convenient that it takes 24 hours for the Earth to rotate, and a year to orbit the Sun.

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

Considering Sarah Palin normalized rank stupidity, I’d say there’s (at least) one other prominent dipshit he’s got to apologize for.

I’m listening....

… isn’t he the only R in congress promising committee hearings into the Russian connections…

The only time John McCain was a good idea was when the alternative was George W. Bush.

I guess I’m one of the mythical “undecided voters,” in that I am undecided as to whether I will vote at all. There are surely more undecided voters like me than of the other type, those civic-minded numbskulls who populate televised town halls and Frank Luntz focus groups because they are positive they will vote, but…

I assume it’s something more along the lines of “CEO’s have an important role in an organization, but are not worth 200x the average employees salary”.

Fans of Richard Rider: Bring Richard Rider back!