I want one of them to explain how GPS and satellite television work with a flat Earth.

Seriously, what exactly do flat earthers think is the reason for the deception here? OK, so you think this is a facade to get you to believe that the earth is round when it isn’t. Why!?! Why would someone want you to believe that?

He does make a good point: it sure is awfully convenient that it takes 24 hours for the Earth to rotate, and a year to orbit the Sun.

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

Considering Sarah Palin normalized rank stupidity, I’d say there’s (at least) one other prominent dipshit he’s got to apologize for.

I’m listening....

… isn’t he the only R in congress promising committee hearings into the Russian connections…

The only time John McCain was a good idea was when the alternative was George W. Bush.

I guess I’m one of the mythical “undecided voters,” in that I am undecided as to whether I will vote at all. There are surely more undecided voters like me than of the other type, those civic-minded numbskulls who populate televised town halls and Frank Luntz focus groups because they are positive they will vote, but…

I assume it’s something more along the lines of “CEO’s have an important role in an organization, but are not worth 200x the average employees salary”.

I just use the three seashells.

How do you think Adele achieved her fame? Do you think she just broke on the scene this past year?

And Bruno channels the purple one, bringing up the chill bumps.

You know who didnt screw up and need a redo? Sturgill Fuckin Simpson. Guy just killed it.

Nothing says George Michael like a slow, depressing song and no movement.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

The ref had no business pushing him into the boards/box. He should be reprimanded for certain.

“I FEEL THIS WAY AND YOU ALL FEEL THIS WAY TOO” is the way at least half the Gizmodo sites’ writers frame all their subjective opinions.

I don’t like Tom Brady, you don’t like Tom Brady.

Some say that they’re intense or they’re insane.