I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you…

Marchman doesn’t touch oatmeal, you simp. He builds a “tree” out of cereal boxes (ranked):

The bacon is the only dependable thing at a free hotel breakfast bar.

God damn it. The intern had one fucking job.

I thought the same thing. As silly as it may sound, a big reason why was I saw that FSU-Oregon game, and holy shit he looked bad against good competition. He looked completely overwhelmed when he wasn’t playing garbage ACC teams. Clearly he’s figured things out since then.

And something Randy Moss doesn’t get enough credit for. Like, sure he was tall and fast and could catch anything you threw at him, but he was smart as hell.

That adjustment that you describe Brady and Hogan making is one of the things that a guy like Ochocinco, much as I liked him personally, could simply not get with the Pats after so many excellent years with Cincy. Chad was a very good WR at the end of the line, but he wasn’t physically done; he simply never fully…

You mean the fact that Deadspin can’t link to NFL videos but the NFL CAN link to Deadspin videos?

Aqib Talib Promises To Beat Harry Douglas’s Ass

Well, sounds like a four game suspension for Big Ben, and Steelers lose a first and a fourth round pick. Sorry Steelers fans. Also I am looking forward to reporters asking Ben what he would say to children who look up to him.

And here’s the NFL, publicizing the unsportsmanlike conduct!

The White Sox fan on staff is yelling about how you never trade for 2B prospects. The Red Sox fan on staff is just giggling at his desk. The asshole Nationals fans on staff were whining this morning about giving up prospects for an actual dominant workhorse starter, and they deserve to never win anything ever.

X-Men vs Street Fighter started in the arcades, and appeared also on the Japanese Sega Saturn (the far superior version on consoles thanks to the extra 4MB RAM cart).

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

They had possession of the ball, but EFFECTIVELY were doing everything they could to prevent the other team from gaining a potential go-ahead possession. How is this hard??

We’re talking about fourth down as time expires and the team with the ball has a lead, in which case they are not attempting to advance the ball at all but instead are attempting to prevent the other team from scoring. In all practical terms, they are the defensive team.

This is the same team that was bitching about the Patriots exploiting the rule book right??