What will be announced tomorrow? The Weinstein Company presents Robert Rodriguez's Sorry! starring Sofia Vergara? Hopefully I was the first to come up with that, preventing them from making it.

Ponies take showers and wear jammies?

You just didn't know how to write about them?

Did you forget to mention Telltale Games?

They should have sold it at some place like welovefine.com, which has Sonic Youth Bert & Ernie and Ziggy Stardust Rainbow Dash. And this shirt:

Yet another once common name made dumb-sounding by a cartoon, like "Homer".

You should see this post on Disqus dashboard.

One that was "stolen" from a rap group?

Have you read the book? It's pretty unfilmable, especially the dialog:

Hasn't the Internet already done that a gahbillon times?

More so than G-PG movies?

Has he actually evolved?

I take it Roger Langridge hated Muppets from Space.

Didn't he only co-wrote?

Hopefully they filmed that 6 years ago.

"From Dusk Til Dawn sequel"

They “very intentionally did not want to do imitations”? Why? Were they originally going to switch voices, but at the last minute decided they needed more money for the CGI poop and boobs?

Where's your cutie mark?

It's been done.

They could pull a Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and keep the original setting, but have everyone speak non-accented English.