Scorching.

Criticism of Trump is NOT politics, it’s basic morality.

Says the guy who created an account on a website he doesn’t like just to whine about “lefites.”

Yeah, these douchebags prefer to ignore the Jesus parts of the Bible. It’s like they don’t realize he’s supposed to be the protagonist of the story.

Seems like a perfectly cromulent approach.

True, but it sure helps when Goliath’s idea of a “counterattack” is slowly walking in circles for 30 seconds before throwing a rushed, off-balance punch that only lands 4 out of 22 times.

I was trying to figure out what almond milk has to do with gun control.

I don’t know, acting like a miserable douche seems like a pretty good way to fit in at the Trump White House.

Dammit. I should of known that.

Irregardless, I’m guessing he could literally care less.

Well, surely a rugged outdoorsman like this knows a thing or two about guns.

Username checks out.

How is it that you and Laura Ingraham both fail to see the irony of using “stick to what you know” as a rebuttal to someone who criticizes President Pussygrabber?

Yeah, but if you don’t differentiate instruction with rigor and fidelity, how will you facilitate growth mindsets in your students in order to maximize learning outcomes?

Dammit, Trent.

Not enough uses of the word “football” for that to be an actual Dilfer quote.

Blink 182 is much better with Matt Skiba.

Challenge accepted!

Glad I’m not the only one who thought this.