Some sort of mental health evaluation would be nice, too.

That is codependent insanity. Where do these people come from?

Obligatory:

College of the Ozarks is a small Christian liberal arts school

Exactly. Some people on here are acting like he was trying to tackle Barry Sanders in the open field or something. We’re talking about Joe Fucking Flacco here—a big, slow quarterback who doesn’t want to get hit. Everyone in the stadium knew he was going to slide.

Extended smoke break.

I’m with you. Fuck pickles.

+ 1 trip to the store to buy cigarettes

I’m usually there for about 15 minutes.

Not to mention the numerous examples of Obama speaking knowledgeably and with nuance about Christianity and what it means to him, while Trump talking about his “faith” sounds like a 6th grader talking about the girlfriend he doesn’t really have. These evangelicals see what they want to see.

I would humbly suggest that the buried lede is what appears to be the dude from Counting Crows behind the Rockets’ bench, apparently realizing before anyone else that the shot wouldn’t count.

Well played.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Show-cause_penalty

full year of unpaid student teaching

Is he what are those-ing Obama?

So because of slavery and segregation, all non-whites are allowed to be racist toward whites — that’s your argument and that’s your logic.

Boom!

Yes, if you ignore silly little things like context and history, it’s exactly the same thing. Come on, you really created an account to do this?