As a matter of fact, I think he is. He was playing it so casual with the phone I didn’t notice. What a gentleman.

Must’ve been thinking about The Orifice instead. Easy mistake.

While I agree that No. 17 literally changes everything! I am compelled to point out that with Reason No. 12, the author DESTROYS those who question the veracity of his/her claims with a single word/paragraph/gif/screenshot of a tweet! And let’s not forget about No. 9. I daresay that, in writing No. 9, the author is al…

You mean Officer “Hold the phone to your ear so you look too busy to get involved” here?

Well, that’s redundant.

Cut him some slacks; he tried.

+1 for excellent use of the word “honk.”

...Russell Walker, of Aberdeen, NC...

+8 1/2

Totally agree.

People are also looking at this in the context of “how Donald Trump typically reacts to things” and when you consider that he’s lashed out more quickly, more harshly, and less justifiably at more respectable people for far less, it really magnifies that he was so hesitant to condemn Nazis and white supremacists even…

Sure, but I’d still have a shitty-looking lawn. If you insincerely denounce Nazis just to shut up people who have been giving you shit about not doing it for two days and the Nazis still think you’re on their side and everyone else still thinks you’re a racist asshole, what have you really accomplished?

So your argument is “Yes, I’m making excuses for a chickenshit President who somehow fucks up the very basic task of criticizing Nazis, but at least I’m being pedantic about it”?

Classic.

Making MILLIONS and dissing the country that allows them to do so!

I was just about to say “Insert MLK quote about the white moderate here.” Well done.

I understand he won the election. I’m referring to the fact that while campaigning, during the debates, and in countless interviews and press conferences both before and after he took office, he has repeatedly made it painfully obvious that he is utterly clueless about the duties and responsibilities of a President,…

No problem, but “Stop being snowflakes” is an odd thing to say in defense of someone as emotionally and psychologically fragile and immature as Donald Trump. And if you hate participation trophies so much, why are you so supportive of someone holding the highest office in the land despite doing absolutely nothing to…

Great job, good effort.