I actually think the vanilla story is worse for her.

The way I see it is

She was an asshole, but Aiden was just not it. He would have made me want to drown myself in the soymilk at the bottom of my corn flakes.

Carrie was terrible to everyone. Charlotte should have dropped her after Carrie guilt tripped her into loaning her the money to buy out Aiden. It is not her friend’s fault that Carrie failed to save any money.

But did you see it? Because it definitely undercuts that trope.

What’s wrong with Ex Machina? As a woman, I loved it.

Another brutal thing? Teachers make less than actors. Homeless children. My foot hurts.

She is just making comments, which are valid and have a point. There is a great deal of unfairness in the world; she is simply talking about one area. She can’t cover everything in one soundbite!

I have less than zero urge to ever go to Coachella. Like, I’d rather be trapped in a dumpster with Trump and a couple hungry walkers. I hope those that go have a great time, but I'd much rather stay home and sing in the shower.

But I want to go see Hamilton : (

This is the sort of story that will never be told: the implications are too sordid; the themes it would touch on are such that we do not dare look too directly. Polite company turns its face away.

“Mistakes” happen all the time with rape. For instance, the time a teenager reported being violently raped by a stranger, and the police didn’t believe her and charged her with false reporting, for which she was convicted. And then years later, the police a serial rapist who documented all his rapes and found a…

this is the exact reason we fought the american revolution, iirc

I’d love to be there when somebody asks these jamokes what part of the Constitution is being attacked. These people think its a goddam Bible. It’s just an instruction manual on how the government is to be set up and the basic functions therein. That’s all.

Send them Squeeze It. The only drink for a proud hetro gun toting man.

To me, it is both hilarious and super serious. On the one hand, I mean, how could you not laugh at these idiots?

Yeah maybe I’m a big dumb idiot but this video deals with defogging. Defrosting, which I deal with daily for several months up here in the north, definitely doesn’t work this way.

My experience, the best way to defrost your windshield is to start driving right away while you can’t see anything. Roll your window down…

Can you come by and push my clutch in every morning? It’ll just take a second.

Bristol has gone off on instagram. It’s so juicy with her followers asking for... a BIRTH CERTIFICATE!! Ha ha ha. That shit is GOLDEN!

emma roberts and evan peters have an abusive/toxic relationship so thats sad that they are back together