He got “outed” by the mendacious asshats at Breitbart. He is biracial.

That picture will never not be funny

Well, you should imagine those 1000 suns swimming across the sky. Eat a tunafish sandich.

But word is that their dislike of each other made the set so toxic that Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis got a huge bonus for putting up with them on the second movie.

I legit snorted at that. Well done.

I think the ex had been paying for her to visit monthly, but I don’t have a source on that.

I read a thing by a former cop awhile back where he said that 15% of cops will always do the right thing, 15% will always do the wrong thing, and the rest just follow their partner’s lead. Depressing as fuck.

I love them, because I actually did see both Return of the Jedi and some weird standalone Ewok movie when I was a small child.

I have a child, and sometimes he wants something someone else has, and I tell him no. It’s not that hard. And on the (thankfully rare) occasions that he throws a fit about it. I apologize and remove. I can’t believe she was just like, oh, she’s really into that, how much did they cost?

What. The. Fuck. That is just beyond.

I didn’t see Star Wars until I was 27, and I work for a geek movie site.

You could tell her about different things that people believe. No one really knows for sure what happens.

I had a roommate who was born in 1985 named Chantal, only I found out that it was officially spelled Chanta’l. The conversation went like this:

My favorite Ashley moment was when she was trying to make the girls do a song about rape for Battle of the Bands, and recent rape victim Paige didn’t want to and yelled, “You don’t know anything!” and Ashley yelled, “I researched it on the Internet!” That was her being the most Ashley.

She wasn’t a farm girl. Her parents owned a department store in a small Arkansas town near a POW camp/farm. She was Jewish, making her kind of an outcast, plus her parents were really shitty to her, and when one of the POWs escaped she hid him in apartment above the garage. They became friends. It’s actually a really…

No. No, she was not. Sakina Jaffrey played Linda Vasquez, White House Chief of Staff on House of Cards. She is a solid decade older than Panjabi and doesn’t really look like her at all.

The bottom is gross.

In my Geography class in college the professor said something about El Nino, and the entire class said it in unison. Our professor was totally baffled.

Lainey has interesting ideas about Garner in general. I don’t know that I buy any of them. And honestly, it’s not like the nanny was the only woman Ben was fucking.

I applied for a live in nanny job once. I was emailing back and forth with the mom and things seemed to be going well, then she asked for a picture. I sent her one, and she just never responded.