You win. This is basically an amalgamation of all the worst road trips I took with my family, plus moving when you are 13 is the motherfucking pits.

Yeah, it’s pretty common for white Americans to claim Native heritage. And genealogically, it might even be true. But they aren’t enrolled citizens of tribes, and they are usually almost entirely ignorant of the culture, so it’s pretty disingenuous for them to go around claiming to be Navajo or Cherokee (it is almost…

Yeah, it seems like a lot of cases of ethnic fraud are white people pretending to be Native.

I honestly haven’t seen any hate directed at her. It’s more like stunned confusion/hilarity.

Asa Earl Carter is the only one I can think of. Oh, and the crying Indian from the commercials in the 70s.

I know a woman who threw a baby shower for her daughter, and when the daughter had major complications and was hospitalized she refused to cancel or move the shower and just opened all the presents herself. Someone suggested that they take all the presents to the hospital and let the mother-to-be open them while they…

“on-foot sightseeing trip through mountain country”

Hmm... I don’t know if I have a source, I just remember reading it somewhere back in the day.

It was a beach cover up. It was her idea to wear it as a dress.

My mom’s best friend (Melissa) wanted me to do the cake on every table thing so badly, and when I was like, “Nope!” she said she would just make her daughter do it, at which point her daughter said she thought it was a bad idea because if Melissa got to the table first no one would ever know a cake had been there.

I don’t even like apple pie, but that looks amazing

I love you.

My wedding cake disaster is that it was all so fucking delicious there was only one slice of lemon cake leftover. I wanted more cake!

Wait, Theo Rossi is 40???

Fine. Just take my word for it.

Even by English standards it’s not great. Google Carol Vorderman’s ass.

It was just a really flattering dress.

I didn’t have a washer or dryer, but we cloth diapered with a diaper service, so it was easy as fuck, although pretty expensive. (someone gave us three months of the diaper service as a gift)

I wanted to bury mine under a tree, but with all the sturm und drang of the end of my labor, I didn’t even end up looking at it. Don’t be ashamed.

If you are scientifically literate and read the studies, the benefits of breastfeeding over formula feeding are basically nil.I breastfed on demand for 15 months, and it was fine and easy for me. I worked from home and had nearly infinite flexibility. If I’d gone back to an office after 12 weeks and had to pump, the…