“on-foot sightseeing trip through mountain country”

Hmm... I don’t know if I have a source, I just remember reading it somewhere back in the day.

It was a beach cover up. It was her idea to wear it as a dress.

My mom’s best friend (Melissa) wanted me to do the cake on every table thing so badly, and when I was like, “Nope!” she said she would just make her daughter do it, at which point her daughter said she thought it was a bad idea because if Melissa got to the table first no one would ever know a cake had been there.

I don’t even like apple pie, but that looks amazing

I love you.

My wedding cake disaster is that it was all so fucking delicious there was only one slice of lemon cake leftover. I wanted more cake!

Wait, Theo Rossi is 40???

Fine. Just take my word for it.

Even by English standards it’s not great. Google Carol Vorderman’s ass.

It was just a really flattering dress.

I didn’t have a washer or dryer, but we cloth diapered with a diaper service, so it was easy as fuck, although pretty expensive. (someone gave us three months of the diaper service as a gift)

I wanted to bury mine under a tree, but with all the sturm und drang of the end of my labor, I didn’t even end up looking at it. Don’t be ashamed.

If you are scientifically literate and read the studies, the benefits of breastfeeding over formula feeding are basically nil.I breastfed on demand for 15 months, and it was fine and easy for me. I worked from home and had nearly infinite flexibility. If I’d gone back to an office after 12 weeks and had to pump, the…

You keep your temple clothes in a small suitcase or garment bag, usually. But the temple isn’t for weekly services, and kids don’t go at all. Most people don’t go more than once a month, if they even go that often.

For prom fashion show one of the hairdressers did a girl’s hair like that, and she threw a fit and cried and made the hairdresser do some boring ass curled updo thing. She also threw a fit because I was partnered with the hottest senior guy. She also fucked my friend’s boyfriend. What a bitch she was. You look…

It’s kind of right... Most brides probably can’t wear their dress completely unaltered. It’s supposed to be modest as in not too flashy as well as modest as in covers most of your body, so no major trains, you might not be able to wear crinolines/petticoats to poof out your dress until after the ceremony, etc. I don’t…

Men don’t generally wear tuxedos inside the temple. They wear white clothes for the ceremony, then change into a tuxedo (or whatever) before they exit the temple.

Mormons have dedicated temple clothes. You wear regular nice clothes and then change once you are inside for normal visits.* For weddings, a lot of brides just wear a simple white dress inside the temple and then change into a different, fancier wedding dress for pictures and the reception. Ritual clothing for temple…

Instant Star was the greatest because for like 5 seasons or something it was all Tommy Tommy Tommy, and then she fucking dumped him in a song in the finale and went to London by herself. So boss.