I did a juice fast in college and lost like 8 pounds in 2 days because I hate drinking juice so much that I just wasn't consuming anything. At the end of the second day, my brother came over, asked me what the hell was wrong with me, called me an idiot, and bought me a hamburger. He was the best.

My brother died of colon cancer at age 30. The fuckery of well-intentioned morons is infinite.

Jia, you are my favorite forever.

In the first episode, she said, her first impression of the case was that someone was lying, either Jay or Adnan, and she's been really clear that she thinks Jay was lying about a lot of things. I don't think it's quite so cut and dried, though. I think she wants to believe Adnan is innocent, and leans strongly in…

I thought the most interesting/revealing thing on the show was when she talked to the law enforcement consultant guy about how the investigators worked and asked why they weren't bothered by Jay's discrepancies, and he said, the police aren't looking for the truth, they're looking to build a case.

They did that with Mama Mia, I think. Either way, I sang along every time.

The other day I was reading some theory about how Jay really did it and why, and I was getting really into it, and then I thought, wait a minute, Jay is a real dude, and this theory is based on absolutely nothing, and how shitty would it feel if I were Jay and went online and read that everyone thought I was a…

I had a college roommate who grew up like that. It was a pain in the ass when she booked a cruise and then had to get all the necessary documents issued so that she could then get a passport.

I found a dress on the internet, printed a couple of pictures, and took it to a really great seamstress. $450 all in, including fabric. I looked great and didn't have to pay for alterations.

Remember the full leopard wide-leg pant, tiny tube top, and long hooded coat ensemble from her "That Don't Impress Me Much" video? Part of me still wants to wear that.

Now that I have a kid I have zero judgment for people who bring newborns to movies, but I judge the shit out of people who bring little kids to inappropriate and/or late movies.

Your Midweek Madness posts make me laugh harder than anything on the site, and I love your grades. You don't need to fix shit.

Never mind, rewatched, I am wrong.

Not to be pedantic, but I think she's wearing a chador, not a hijab.

I had a roommate who told me her dream was a man who proposed on one knee with a check to pay off her student loans. She fell in love with a poor dude and they are very happy and hate their student loans together.

That's what I have, and I love it so so much. It pays to marry a guy who is good friends with an antique jewelry dealer. Unfortunately, my toddler recently broke it, so I can't wear it until I get it fixed.

I assumed that the joke of that post was that Getty had mislabeled pictures of some other lady until I saw that looking over the shoulder pose. Then I was like, Good hell, that's her. That's the only one that's recognizable.

Yeah, a little before their wedding news broke of another illegitimate kid conceived while they were together. She apparently tried to flee a couple times, the Monaco secret service or whatever picked her up, allegedly confiscated her passport, and allegedly made a deal where she had to provide a couple of heirs and…

Peter Thomas Roth's Glycolic Acid Hydrating Gel has helped me with that issue. I started using it becuase it has kojic acid (I think), which I read somewhere was a natural alternative to hydroquinone. It doesn't bleach my skin, but I am already super pale.

They know. And they don't agree with you that urine is the grossest thing to ever happen, so they are fine. Yeah, there's some bacteria, but considerably less than the bacteria on your skin, or in your mouth, or in your vag. How do you stop your gross bacteria from getting all over the shower? Do you wash in bleach?