Ding Ding Right Answer! He’s in Michigan so domestic>import brand for not standing out. It’s just a matter of finding the right manual one (I wouldn’t put a Powershift between me and a paycheck...)

D.B. Pooper

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I didn’t say Clarkson, because that would just leave ZombieHammond hungry.

Oh, I like that second one.

Yes, anything but black, white, silver, or gray.

https://rocksmith.ubisoft.com/rocksmith/en-us/home/

holy fuck

Sounds like you need a shoulder to Chiron.

I liked it when the fad got so intense that people were hacking up old real guitars to make them into these, so it looked and felt more accurate while they pretended to play fake music.

There, there now, Jason.............you’ll be all right.

That’s amazing. I love it.

This engine makes absolutely the best sound. It definitely fit, right?

One of my friends managed to have a few too many “beers with a shot” and missed his flight.

With my hips fully back, if I don’t “manspread” just a slight bit and have my legs straight forward, my knees firmly touch the seat in front of me.

On my mom’s Saab, the console-mounted ignition is broken in such a way that you can pull the key out while the car is running.

Nope. We are shamed until eternity. Plus Kinja is crap in the way comments are viewed, so you get 658 comments explaining why you’re wrong if you miss the edit window.